I Really Can't Dance

dulect:

me,swimming:wow this is amazing i love the ocean

me, when seaweed touches my foot: I imagine death so much it feels more like memory

yourweekendpassisrevoked:

Hrrrrnnggh Lupita I’m trying to sneak around but I’m dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting our evil clones

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one-time-i-dreamt:

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